● UP — liveness probe

{
  "status": "UP",
  "probe": "HTTP GET /health",
  "service": "ayush-tiwari-cv",
  "version": "1.0.1",
  "built_at": "2026-05-25T04:04:08.783Z",
  "message": "Liveness confirmed. Of course I have /health. I'm not a static brochure.",
  "sre_mandate": "compliant",
  "checks": {
    "heartbeat": {
      "status": "UP",
      "detail": "Still caffeinated. No restart required."
    },
    "career": {
      "status": "UP",
      "tenure": "10+ years",
      "detail": "Platform engineering is a feature, not a bug."
    },
    "imposter_syndrome": {
      "status": "FLAPPING",
      "detail": "Recovered after a clean terraform plan.",
      "remediation": "kubectl explain confidence"
    },
    "yaml": {
      "status": "UP",
      "indentation": "2 spaces",
      "tabs": "rejected at admission controller"
    },
    "pager": {
      "status": "UP",
      "silenced": false,
      "detail": "Pager is armed. Mom has the escalation path."
    },
    "friday_deploys": {
      "status": "DENIED",
      "policy": "change-freeze-friday",
      "detail": "This endpoint was deployed on a weekday. You're welcome."
    },
    "dns": {
      "status": "UP",
      "detail": "Not the root cause today. Check again tomorrow."
    },
    "coffee": {
      "status": "DEGRADED",
      "level": "refill recommended",
      "detail": "Non-blocking for HTTP 200 responses."
    }
  },
  "hints": {
    "json": "/health.json",
    "readiness": "/status",
    "home": "/"
  }
}